{"id":130,"date":"2009-04-09T00:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T00:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toddosborne.wordpress.com\/2009\/04\/09\/and-you-think-you-had-a-bad-day"},"modified":"2009-04-09T00:31:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T00:31:00","slug":"and-you-think-you-had-a-bad-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/humor\/2009\/04\/09\/and-you-think-you-had-a-bad-day\/","title":{"rendered":"And You Think You Had a Bad Day?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHITE HALL, Ark. (AP) &#8212; A deer somehow survived being hit by a car near Little Rock, but that was only the first part of what soon became a very rough day.<\/p>\n<p>On Tuesday morning in White Hall, the vehicle struck the animal on U.S. Highway 270.<\/p>\n<p>Assistant Police Chief Richard Wingard says the injured large doe then charged into the glass doors of a travel plaza, ran about 100 feet through a hallway and crashed through a second set of glass doors, finding itself outside again.<\/p>\n<p>The deer then ran into traffic on Interstate 530, where it was hit by a southbound vehicle. Somehow, the deer managed to run across the median and was hit by a northbound truck.<\/p>\n<p>That proved to be enough for the deer, in Wingard&#8217;s words, &#8220;to meet its maker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No one was injured.<\/p>\n<p>(Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press.  All Rights Reserved.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHITE HALL, Ark. (AP) &#8212; A deer somehow survived being hit by a car near Little Rock, but that was only the first part of what soon became a very rough day. On Tuesday morning in White Hall, the vehicle struck the animal on U.S. Highway 270. Assistant Police Chief Richard Wingard says the injured [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toddosborne.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}